Sharing Quotes

not so much a quote but i love this...
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry I'll run if I'm able!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll sit close to the TV, through channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
-by Joanne Bailey Baxter

That's a nice idea.

If I can think of one, I will return.

Good job, Heather! Now I have come up with mine.

what about more of a goodbye one? any ideas?

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - HG Wells.

Naughty, but fun.

How about

"I will never forget working here, and never want to.

So, as a keepsake and in memory of you all.

I have taken the computer, the works outing fund, the coffee jar, the biscuit tin, the kettle, and the petty cash tin.

Thanks again for being so, eh,,,,,,, ordinary."

I like

"Tell so and so I didn't say goodbye".

or

"Drive fast, take lots of chances". (my funny bro to anyone he doesn't like)

"We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams" - my favourite President, Jimmy Carter.

Jimmy is a wonderful human being!

I enjoy these quotes, but it never occurs to me to post them.

One of the most dangerous forms of human error is forgetting what one is trying to achieve. Paul Nitze

"Nae man can tether time or tide" - Robert Burns. Translate it, Cher.

You know your Caledonian history!    Did you get that?