Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash.

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Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash. Apr 10, 2015 9:04:10 GMT -5 heatherly and a_muppet like this

Post by usmichelle on Apr 10, 2015 9:04:10 GMT -5

Ok no no, not really.

Here's how the story goes.

Al 3 die in a plane crash, and ascend to the heavens for evaluation.

There they meet the Big Guy Himself, seated on his fabulous golden throne.

God summons Al Gore first.

"Give me your honest opinion" God thunders.

"What do you believe?"

A trembling Gore explains he has always believed in saving the environment.

He explains his records support that.

"You are a honest and rightful man; you are admitted."

Next up is Bill Clinton.

"Give me your honest opinion" God thunders.
"What do you believe?"

Bill stammers.

God, I've made some mistakes, but repented with my heart and soul.

"You are a honest and rightful man; you are admitted."

Now Hillary is brought up.

"Give me your honest opinion" God thunders.
"What do you believe?"

Evidently you favor honesty as omnipotent she says?

"Yes! Do not trifle with me says God"

Your answer?

I believe you're sitting in my chair she says.

hahahahaha

Peace!

jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash. Apr 10, 2015 9:20:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on Apr 10, 2015 9:20:31 GMT -5 Pris will like this.

usmichelle Prominent Member Read, Learn, Read it Again, Learn More Posts: 4,412	Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash. Apr 10, 2015 9:24:07 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by usmichelle on Apr 10, 2015 9:24:07 GMT -5 I hope so. I hope you do too.
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priscillams Premier Member Posts: 3,548	Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash. Apr 10, 2015 9:30:53 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by priscillams on Apr 10, 2015 9:30:53 GMT -5 Jokes are only funny when they contain an element of truth. (Insults are similar I think. They're not funny, but the little truth contained is what hurts.)

usmichelle Prominent Member Read, Learn, Read it Again, Learn More Posts: 4,412	Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash. Apr 10, 2015 9:33:36 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by usmichelle on Apr 10, 2015 9:33:36 GMT -5 Well I hope that qualifies. 1. funny, check 2. element of truth, check
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jengurl1987 Elite Member I Posts: 5,544	Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash. Apr 10, 2015 10:03:21 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jengurl1987 on Apr 10, 2015 10:03:21 GMT -5 Watch out Pris, I may do one of my own!

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Hillary, Bill, and Al Gore die in plane crash.

Post by usmichelle on Apr 10, 2015 9:04:10 GMT -5

Post by jengurl1987 on Apr 10, 2015 9:20:31 GMT -5

Post by usmichelle on Apr 10, 2015 9:24:07 GMT -5

Post by priscillams on Apr 10, 2015 9:30:53 GMT -5

Post by usmichelle on Apr 10, 2015 9:33:36 GMT -5

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